1. It’s not ‘Sunday, Monday, Tuesday…’ anymore. It’s CD 1, CD 2, or stim day 1, stim day 2
2. You know the difference between PGD and CCS and CGH.
3. Eggs will NEVER mean breakfast again!
4. You can inject yourself anywhere (and that includes places like gas station bathrooms!!)
5.You know who Guiliana Rancic’s RE is (even if you don’t quite know her!)
6. You don’t bat an eyelid when shelling out a couple hundred dollars for some random outstanding charge at your IVF clinic.
7. You can take your pants off faster than the ultrasound technician can say ‘get undressed from your waist down’.
8. Your favored vacation destination is the Czech Republic.
9. Your tummy looks like a ‘join-the-dots’ drawing sheet.
10. You can spout off different IVF protocols from memory.
11. You have a blog.